What ferocious, foul, fribconentious plan could the savage, sagacious, smiling Dr. X be concocting within this diabolical factory of EVIL?! And WHERE IS ACTION MAN?!

Meanwhile, in St. George Street, California (which we shall assume exists for the sake of the plot)...

ACTION MAN IS WANDERING AROUND THE PARK (he's currently in front of a tree with very large green leaves, as you can see)!!!

"Hm... how many hours has it been since Dr. X last got sent to prison? A half?... Oh no! I have to stop him before he carries out whatever plan he's made up while waiting to break out of prison!!"

But wait...

SUDDENLY!!!

A WOMAN APPEARS OUT OF SOMEWHERE AND TALKS TO ACTION MAN!!

"Action Man! Help! I don't know why, but this miniature sun with sunglasses is chasing me!!"

Action Man SPRINGS INTO ACTION!! Using his Action Gun, Action Man fires a SMALL BULLET which HITS the sun and causes it to STOP BEING AROUND!!

"You haven't heard the last of me, Action Man!" And with that, the sun FLIES off into the sky for some reason!

"Thanks, Action Man! I'm not injured!"

"No problem, madam. All in a day's work for Action Man. Now, you can bet that that sun was something to do with Dr. X's dastardly new scheme. Hm... but where could he be?"

"He's in the African Jungle. Here's a map I made earlier, showing you how to find his base."

"Wow! Thanks, madam! But there's no time to lose... it's time to answer The Call To Action!"

*Theme tune plays*

And so, Action Man flies off by some supernatural means, and luckily just happens to fly over the African Jungle soon after. But...

MEANWHILE...

...In Dr. X's evil, secret, really-quite-mean base...

"Ya ha ha ha ha!!" The EVIL Dr. X cackles evilly, twiddling his moustache in tune to his own self-absorbed prattling!! "Soon, the world will be mine! All those mini-suns will eventually track down my arch-nemesis, Action Man, and then nothing will be able to stop me from taking control of the entire planet! WA HA HA HA!!!"

The evil Doctor explodes in maniacal laughter as he surveys his very own mini-sun production plant. "James! Stand behind my left-hand shoulder and laugh along with me!"

"Yes, sir," James replies in a very EVIL FASHION!!!

Suddenly, and without very much warning, Action Man BURSTS THROUGH THE ROOF of Dr. X's EVIL BASE!!

"Action Man?! But - how?!"

"It's time for you to walk the plank, Dr. X!... Oh, hold on, that was for the 'Dr. X: Pirate edition'... Em, it looks like you've gotten all washed up!... Wait, I'm thinking of 'Dr. X: Battle-Ship edition'!!"

"Action Man, I don't know how you found my secret base, but you can clearly see that I'm 'Dr. X: Glowing Hand' edition today!"

"In that case, prepare to join the dark side!" Another fantastic insult from Action Man!

"You complete clod, Action Man. I already am on the 'dark side' if anything, and your pathetic insult is thus totally without weight. You're worthless, Action Man. Pitiful." Dr. X begins to CIRCLE ACTION MAN IN THE FORM OF A BAD GUY IN A SUPERIOR POSITION, AS IN THE MOVIES!!

"What are you talking about, Doctor?"

"You were never in the same intellectual pedigree as me, Action Man. Don't you understand why I have tried to take over the world for all these years? It's because I want to rule the world! Has that never crossed your mind?!"

"Wh-what? N-n-no!! You're lying!!"

"And now, with my army of mini-suns, I will finally dispose of you!"

Will Doctor X defeat Action Man, now that he has shocked everyone and announced his true plans? Can Action Man get over this turning of his world upside-down? Am I going to make that horrible joke where I ask myself a question in the series of questions before a cliff-hanger?!

STAY TUNED!!