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Thursday, January 26, 2006
An aftermath: WHY THE CAPITALISATION?! IS THE EXCITEMENT NOT ENDED??
February 4th, 20XX
Action Man WALKS OUT of the prison in which Dr. X can now be found, and discovers something incredible: the FBI have finally caught onto Dr. X's habit of BREAKING OUT of St. George Prison/converted-butcher's every thirty-two minutes and seven seconds! The Man of Action turns to see the most massive light-grey box in history! It stretches for miles all around, with Dr. X held in a top-secret turret, at the VERY TOP OF THE TALLEST SECTION OF THE TALLEST SEMI-TURRET!! He can never escape!
Furthermore, the prison is surrounded... by THE OCEAN!! What a formidable enemy!
Action Man smiles as he sees Dr. X glaring at him with enraged, angerous fury from his sunny prison, to which our hero responds with a noble salute! Action Man, now pleased with his greatest victory, turns again and walks a new man, with a revitalised purpose, to fight for what is, and can truly only be, Action Man. Striding with all the power and justiceness of a truly wonderful person, Action Man falls directly into the ocean.
February 6th, 20XX
WHAT IS THIS?!?!
"Why are you laughing, Action Man? Why do you glare, Doctor? Why do any of you? Why do any? Why do? WHY?"
"Why shall we not live? Shall we not die? Shall you not have never? Where is it in the empty tapestry of the universal futility that is the blustering crusade for meaning in this deluded eternity that you so find yourselves blindly hacking through? Is it a jungle, Doctor? Are you a righteous, Action Man? Is all right with the world? With the ALL?"
Some form of MYSTERIOUS EVIL PERSON WHO PRESUMABLY THINKS THAT EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS, OR AT LEAST JUDGING BY HIS SPEECH has; em...
I'm sorry, what was I going to say again?
"Here is the potion, Action Man. Doctor X. The elixir that will destroy all, and end the tapestry."
"There is no reason for any of you."
What's this? Deep philosophical suggestions... in a children's Action Man novel?! Luckily for us, Dr. X's doctorate is actually in philosophy, so we can trust him to completely shatter these arguments on the rocks; so, don't worry.
"There was no reason for her, either!!"
GASP!! What?! Who is this man?!
"I... Am..."
"James."
TO BE CONTINUED?!?! AGAIN?!?!
February 4th, 20XX
Action Man WALKS OUT of the prison in which Dr. X can now be found, and discovers something incredible: the FBI have finally caught onto Dr. X's habit of BREAKING OUT of St. George Prison/converted-butcher's every thirty-two minutes and seven seconds! The Man of Action turns to see the most massive light-grey box in history! It stretches for miles all around, with Dr. X held in a top-secret turret, at the VERY TOP OF THE TALLEST SECTION OF THE TALLEST SEMI-TURRET!! He can never escape!
Furthermore, the prison is surrounded... by THE OCEAN!! What a formidable enemy!
Action Man smiles as he sees Dr. X glaring at him with enraged, angerous fury from his sunny prison, to which our hero responds with a noble salute! Action Man, now pleased with his greatest victory, turns again and walks a new man, with a revitalised purpose, to fight for what is, and can truly only be, Action Man. Striding with all the power and justiceness of a truly wonderful person, Action Man falls directly into the ocean.
February 6th, 20XX
WHAT IS THIS?!?!
"Why are you laughing, Action Man? Why do you glare, Doctor? Why do any of you? Why do any? Why do? WHY?"
"Why shall we not live? Shall we not die? Shall you not have never? Where is it in the empty tapestry of the universal futility that is the blustering crusade for meaning in this deluded eternity that you so find yourselves blindly hacking through? Is it a jungle, Doctor? Are you a righteous, Action Man? Is all right with the world? With the ALL?"
Some form of MYSTERIOUS EVIL PERSON WHO PRESUMABLY THINKS THAT EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS, OR AT LEAST JUDGING BY HIS SPEECH has; em...
I'm sorry, what was I going to say again?
"Here is the potion, Action Man. Doctor X. The elixir that will destroy all, and end the tapestry."
"There is no reason for any of you."
What's this? Deep philosophical suggestions... in a children's Action Man novel?! Luckily for us, Dr. X's doctorate is actually in philosophy, so we can trust him to completely shatter these arguments on the rocks; so, don't worry.
"There was no reason for her, either!!"
GASP!! What?! Who is this man?!
"I... Am..."
"James."
TO BE CONTINUED?!?! AGAIN?!?!
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