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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
The Land of Rob (Something Else)
I've recently been reading a book called 'How to Rule the World'. It's very interesting, so I might well live up to my peers' expectations of me ruling the world one day.
But what would the world be like if I were in charge? Well, we'll have to wait and see. Meanwhile, Rob still plans to rule the world with his own theme tune for the 'Land of Rob'.
At any rate, let's have a look at the exciting things that will be happening on this blog soon.
For one, I think I will actually indeed set up a new blog dedicated to my reviewing things, whatever and wherever they be/are. Despite absolutely no-one caring given my previous poll on this topic, I think people may well still appreciate having my reviews around, even if they arne't bothered enough to voice their opinions on it. So, you should all be looking forward to that in due course.
Secondly, it's time I wrote a theme tune for my country when I take over. Let's see...
Brinsria
Brinsria, Brinsria, I pledge my life to Brins,
Protect I shall the rightful land from Argentinians,
Whoever may doubt the glory of Brins,
doesn't matter anyway.
And to Brinsria, our thanks are poured,
along with 50% VAT and other such nominal fees,
But you don't need that money,
because Brins owns your families.
I would propose a toast to Brins,
but then he would execute me for standing up higher than himself,
So what I will do is continue to sing,
which is permissable as I have paid my hourly singing tax for such an occasion,
But may I remind those who have not done likewise,
to report to Brins to face exiliation.
Brinsria, Brinsria, we owe you everything we own,
but then you did give us it on loan.
And there we have it. Sing, and sing with pride.
I've recently been reading a book called 'How to Rule the World'. It's very interesting, so I might well live up to my peers' expectations of me ruling the world one day.
But what would the world be like if I were in charge? Well, we'll have to wait and see. Meanwhile, Rob still plans to rule the world with his own theme tune for the 'Land of Rob'.
At any rate, let's have a look at the exciting things that will be happening on this blog soon.
For one, I think I will actually indeed set up a new blog dedicated to my reviewing things, whatever and wherever they be/are. Despite absolutely no-one caring given my previous poll on this topic, I think people may well still appreciate having my reviews around, even if they arne't bothered enough to voice their opinions on it. So, you should all be looking forward to that in due course.
Secondly, it's time I wrote a theme tune for my country when I take over. Let's see...
Brinsria
Brinsria, Brinsria, I pledge my life to Brins,
Protect I shall the rightful land from Argentinians,
Whoever may doubt the glory of Brins,
doesn't matter anyway.
And to Brinsria, our thanks are poured,
along with 50% VAT and other such nominal fees,
But you don't need that money,
because Brins owns your families.
I would propose a toast to Brins,
but then he would execute me for standing up higher than himself,
So what I will do is continue to sing,
which is permissable as I have paid my hourly singing tax for such an occasion,
But may I remind those who have not done likewise,
to report to Brins to face exiliation.
Brinsria, Brinsria, we owe you everything we own,
but then you did give us it on loan.
And there we have it. Sing, and sing with pride.
An appendix: Oh, and incidentally, you may have noticed that 'exiliation' is not in fact an official alteration on the word 'exile'. In fact, officially, it doesn't seem to exist. However, Brinsria has been decreed as not pertaining to any laws which should inconvenience Brins in any way, so 'exilation' exists. Brins said so.
Brins would appreciate it if you didn't swear in your comments
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